(via fuckyeah1990s)
YO I GOTTA HAVE SEX TONIGHT.
WHY YOU GOTSTA WASTE MUH FLAVA’?
CLOSE THE DOOR! NO I MEAN GET OUT!
THATS A LOVE SENTED CANDLE, BITCH!
WOMAN, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. COME BARGIN’ IN HERE LIKE A FRIGGIN’ MOOSE. ALL RRAGAHAHAAHHA!
I did not write ‘Denise Fleming is a tampon’ on your locker.